🖋️ Level up your desk game with Portal 2’s signature pen!
The Portal 2 Aperture Laboratories pen combines a sleek 6-inch design with a durable metal tip and patented rubber ergo-grip, delivering smooth, permanent black ink writing. Perfect for professionals and gamers alike, it’s a stylish way to bring your favorite game into your daily workflow.
T**S
Sign your subpoenas in style!
.............................Hi folks! Cave Johnson, here.Welcome to Aperture Science's new invention, the Portable Executive Notation System, better known as P.E.N.S. Gotta admit, at first I was against the corporate memorabilia stuff, but then I thought, Hey if NASA can slap their inventions on the side of a lunchbox, then why can't we? Turns out it was a great idea! We gave these P.E.N.S. out as bonuses this past year at Christmas to all our top executives, and folks, They. Were. Speechless. Never saw such a bunch of suits cry that hard in all my life.So, with something THAT good, we couldn't just keep these to ourselves! These P.E.N.S. are made of lightweight irradiated plastic, vulcanized comfortable rubber grip, and they clip nicely to your pocket protector. They also boldly display Aperture Laboratory's logo so you can show your loyalty.So buy a few. Or ten. I like to keep a handful around for those nosy lawyers when they come carrying their stack of monthly subpoenas. Makes it look official.Cave Johnson, C.E.O.Aperture Science.............................
C**I
but its actually become my favorite pen and now lives in my purse
I bought this just to go with my portal themed car, but its actually become my favorite pen and now lives in my purse. it writes so fluid its that favorite pen you wont let anyone borrow for fear of losing it.
A**R
Great
Lol. Love portal! It could use a stylus though, thinking that Aperture is balanced toward science.
E**.
Five Stars
Very cool- although the ink is a bit lighter in color than I expected.
K**N
Five Stars
I use them all day at work!
R**E
Great Quality
I figured it would look good for my office theme which it does. I have a bunch of BIC pens too and those things skip or fade. This little pen works flawlessly every time. It writes smoothly from the first click of the button when you get it. I'll have to order some more though. It looks like my other ones were "borrowed".
T**O
meh
ok
R**S
I loved this pen
I loved this pen, but I hate that I can't replace the ink in it once it's been used up.
Trustpilot
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