Welcome to the Haunted Dollhouse, where three terrifying tales await you. Guardian skulls protect a castle, a young girl is possessed by powers unknown, and evil once again springs from the toy box. Beyond these doors, YOU are the plaything. Cast: Robin Sydney, Jessica Morris, Meredith McClain, Tim Thomerson, Tracy Scoggins.
P**S
If you haven't seen the new movies this is a good way to test the waters some prices kinda ridiculous
That's right off the bat I will say I do like this movie a lot anyways I bought it when it was on sale at a ridiculously low price that was 99 cents period and that was hd normally it's 1990 9HD $14.99 standard so is it worth it not on sale... Maybe due it is 3 films condensed in a 100min film, all 3 are good, my fav is the 2nd film,"Worry Dolls"ยท
M**S
BAND OF MISFITS
Charles Band and Full Moon Pictures continued their perverse obsession with puppets and dolls with this trilogy of terror.Production values are typical Full Moon's low budget and poor effects trademarks. B-movie stalwarts Tim Thomerson and Tracy Scoggins half-heartedly participate and each story is hopelessly predictable. Only its unintentional laughs keep it from being a total disaster.
B**Y
Complete waste of time
I will not belabor the main detriments of this movie since everyone else has. My main issue with this is that it is being sold like it is an actual movie that may have something to do with a dollhouse. Sounds good to me. Anthologies are always fun. But it has nothing to do with a dollhouse and isn't a real anthology, as others have pointed out.The only one of these three movies worth watching is "Dollman Vs Demonic Toys" which is an okay movie, and at an hour long,Haunted Dollhouse's abridgement of it still includes half the picture. The other two cannot have as much said for them. You barely see the monsters in those and then only in disjointed, unconnected scenes that are overshadowed by the crap scenes used to set up the premise of the film (if that can be said to have happened at all).I bought mine from Full Moon direct and really wish I had read the reviews here first.Just one more nail in the coffin of the once great Full Moon name.
J**P
Piece of Dog DoDo
One of the worst Full Moon movies I've ever witnessed, and possibly one of the worst horror movies. As other reviewers stated I did not make it through much of this movie. I jumped off the boat right after the random 2 cent nudie scene with the chick who looks like she got ran over by a Mack Truck. That was approximately 15 minutes into this disaster. I feel bad having spent $1.00 at Redbox on this garbage. I pray for your soul if you actually buy this for $12.99
A**Z
3 movies in 1
It's pretty good came in brand new
L**5
Bring the gong show back.....
If there was still a gong show, this movie should have been on it. I stopped it (gonged it) after 20 minutes. I gave it two stars because it was in English with Spanish mixed in. They shouldn't charge for this bad of a movie, I think it could be a background show if people were in a room talking, otherwise, it was a waste of 1.31 at Redbox. It is my fault for not doing my due dilligence on the reviews here first.
V**A
Bad in every possible way
Why oh why did I rent this? I was hoping at least for some goofy fun but all I got was a silly, tedious slog through three stupid short stories on one DVD. The acting and directing are atrocious and of course the writing was a joke.
T**Y
3 FILMS IN ONE
This is not a feature film. This movie is three film episodes in one movie that are not connected. I noticed in the first film, which I liked, that the plot continuity went to pieces early on. People who are kicked off the castle grounds by the owner are subsequently eating dinner with them.The reason why these stories are so disjointed is that they took full length features and cut them down to 30 minute episodes, so each episode has about an 50 minutes to an hour missing from it.Feature one is called "The Protectors" -from the film"Skull Heads".Feature two is called "Worry Dolls"- from the film "Dangerous Worry Dolls"Feature three is called "Dangerous Toys"- from the film "Dollman vs. Demonic Toys" Imagine coming into the middle of a third film in a series and trying to figure it out.If for some reason you have a short attention span and feel a need to watch the Cliff Note version of horror films, this is it, a sad way for Full Moon to rip us off.Parental Guide: F-bomb, nudity (Robin Sydney)
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