Zagone StudiosZagone Studios Goosh Pants

The poop and pee on the pants is not genuine, just fabric dye.

Bought these for my husband for Halloween. They look gross but I guess that was what we were looking for. He got many laughs.

Uh oh, big boy made a doodie. Theses pants are disgustingly perfect.

Very funny! Even our dog came to sniff me :)

Bought for a 40th birthday gift. Kind of a disappointment.. Very thin and fake looking.

15 dollars? Why pay money when I can make my own for free?

The effect was altogether minimized when it came to understand that I would to provide my own olfactory special effects. This was the sort of thing I was used to doing at Unite The Right rallies whenever the commies would show up, but this time I managed to pull it off with a combination of strip club buffet wings and a lot of PBR.This being the case, it was upon a closer examination and that I realized staplegunning bits of cream corn, or creme de la maze, as the Indians called it, to the wind pants would in effect, negate this tragic oversight by the undoubtedly Chinese manufacturers.After putting a hand warmer and several tablespoons of Crisco into the pants manually, I found the cosplay effect of having shat one's self to be much more engaging for both myself and strangers on the bus.I would have preferred real Hammer pants over these sad, tax paying knock offs, but we can't all be Wesley Snipes every day and hope it just works out.My girlfriend gave these pants a six out of four because she's bad at math. For my part, two stars will have to do.

I can't stop wearing them.